Just like the , I used to have Random Quips on my webpage. Tonight I got bored and resurrected my Random Quip section. Of course, I had to reformat it completely to match the new site layout, and redesign the script- that only took about 5 hours. Ugh. I think it looks pretty good, I hope everyone enjoys the quips.
The quips are a collection of one-liners, quotes, and strange facts that I’ve collected over the years. If you have any quips (original or not) just drop me an e-mail and I’ll include them in my Quip Database.